Some things that make me attempt to pull away from traffic lights in neutral

• Typing up comedy tweets
• Checking out my (quite frankly) amazing hair in the rear view mirror
• That blonde girl

(This next bit is completely unrelated, but is too short to warrant its own post)

Amazing (adjective) - to have a hairstyle of such magnificence that it puts an older man, typically a fatherly figure, in mind of a porcupine molesting an electric light socket.