So I went to the Tate modern not so long ago. I might be no great art lover, but come on, a glass of water (representing an oak tree), a pile of bricks and a fake air conditioning unit don't make art.
The only way I survived the visit was by discovering that the bin I very carefully disposed of my rubbish in was part of an exhibit.
I got over the natural trough that occurs when you return to work after some time off by finding this comment in some of my own code:
'EXCEPTION IN THE FINAL EXCEPTION HANDLER - if we get this far then we are royally screwed
